15 6 / 2010
Broin’ Out
Hmm…So I’m forcing myself to write something other than descriptive captions about Jake Gyllenhaal’s smokin hot bod, mostly because I’m afraid that my brain has turned to mush.
I sit at a desk from 6am-12pm, watching True Blood and pretending that vampires really do exist. Then I take a three hour nap. Then I work at a Mexican restaurant until around midnight, at which point I come home and invent new and exciting ways to consume alcohol. Right now I’m sitting at the desk, wrapped up in these grimy mustard-colored blankets, listening to country music and pretending that I’m in Florida.
There’s a police conference currently staying in one of our dorms, and apparently some of the cops from dixieland tried to sit out and pound some brews the other day but were forced to change location. What’s so wrong with drinking in public? For such a liberal state, Massachusetts can be awfully conservative when it comes to g00d TiMeZ.
Have to do actual work now KBYE
