19 5 / 2010
Message to Kids
KIDS: Wash ya damn teeth. I think I have a cavity and it sucks. You see kids, cavities are luxuries of the rich man. Why do you think so many rappers have grills? Because they can afford to put flossing aside, choosing booze, sweets, and the crack pipe instead. Grillz are like a hundred fillings per tooth, which basically says to society, “YO, I can afford to get screwed up the bum by the dental industry.” You see, dentists are like the mob bosses of health care. They exploit the one thing that everyone has, a mouth, and hustles their way to the top by scamming the shit out of us all, whether we have dental insurance or not. Alright this is all definitely a stretch. But the truth of the matter is, I think I have a cavity and it sucks.
