Like A Boss

Confessions

I AM SO LAME. It’s been two and a half weeks and I’ll I’ve managed to do is think think think about how much I miss my boyfriend NONSTOP which is totally totally the lamest of lame and I really feel pretty lame about it if you must know. I guess I just needed to admit that. I hate being defined by anything other than awesomeness so this sheer and utter lameness is pretty painful. 

Other things I’ve accomplished:

• Discovering new and wildly impressive limits in terms of my chocolate intake
• Adopting this fascinating technology that the kids are calling “video chat.” I HATE IT. Call me old fashioned but at least the phone doesnt require makeup.
• I’ve done a great job of working out. However, not very effective if you consider bullet point 1.
• I’ve compiled an AWESOME list of new years resolutions to ponder the shit out of and never accomplish
• NEW SHOES!!

So I guess I did a few things aside from exhausting the whole whiny girl-who-cant-live-without-her-boyfriend scene. Tis truly the worst.