December 2009
26 posts
Instead of a list of resolutions, I'd like to ring...
And the answer is:
Yes. Really. Absolutely, without a doubt, and with the utmost certainty. REALLY, really, ReAlLy, rEaLly, really really really. Really. Really. Really. really.
Really? Really. I did just say that. I did. Yes, I really did. And it was funny. Yes, it really was. You may have killed it a little bit with your improper use of the word “really,” but the joke lives on. And...
Once upon a time...I was an athlete
I’ve been carrying around this freshman fifteen for almost a year now and it’s officially starting to piss me off. THUS, tomorrow marks Day 1 of my mission to reclaim my once hot & rockin bod (and yes, that was an overstatement but I can pretend.) No more eating my weight in pasta and watching movies for 24 hours straight. I will beast it at the gym in the morning, shower, and...
I wish it was Christmas today
I’d like to give my family their gifts now. I chose a theme this year; one that is very near and dear to my heart and truly exemplifies my love for them …
SWEATS. Yup, two adult sized pieces of lounge wear and then, that’s right, two mini items. I love sweats, they’re easy to find, and slap a name brand like Underarmour on them and suddenly they become high end designer...
Watchthehoulywoodreporter:
I Wish It Was Christmas Today with Julian Casablancas, The Roots, Jimmy Fallon and…HOOOORATIO SANZ!
YES.
I’m doing very little with my time and it’s beautiful.
Jersey Shore is complete and utter RIDICULOSITY but then again, so am I. Therefore it seems only fitting that it be my very favorite, go-to trashy TV show for procrastinating and killing brain cells.
Although, you know you watch too much Jersey Shore when you’re in Barnes and Noble with your roommate and the two of you are looking at a list of magazines and you read the word Guidebook as...
